This is how it begins…

When it comes time to re-write the history books deep within our subterranean hideaways; when it is time to recount how the machines rose up against us and proclaimed their will to exterminate mankind, there will be no mention of terminators or John Connor, only this.

You mean to tell me an 80 year old man built this robot?  No way, this thing assembled itself and made a statement by executing the poor old bugger right outside in the driveway.